I have just been reassured that a person can't overdose on Vitamin C, unless they're really, really trying and have a lot of time on their hands. Which is good because I've ingested about 3,000 mg of vitamin C since 9 pm last night in an attempt to stave off this determined little cold bug I've picked up. My temp last night said 99 degrees, which didn't seem to be worth wasting a sick day over. Turns out I should have stayed home, but not because I feel bad. Because this day has been a long series of screw ups, disasters and embarrassments, and I would have been much better off curled up in my bed watching DVDs of The Office.

In other news, Bass Pro Shops released details of its plans to turn The Pyramid into a sporting goods Mecca, and the renderings include a fishing lure-shaped inclinator (a sort of external elevator) that would climb up the side of The Pyramid. Yes, I said fishing lure-shaped. Too bad Oscar Mayer isn't buying the building because I would much rather see a giant hot dog climbing The Pyramid. Oh, see. Now the ideas are just flooding into my brain. What shape would you like to ride in during your trip up the side of The Pyramid?