Things I know:
Stephen Colbert is a genius.
At least once a week, I will walk out of the house wearing shoes that I will later regret wearing.
At least once a month, Geoff Calkins will write a sports column in the local daily that will make me cry. (This morning's column was a real tear jerker).
I will always obsess about my weight.
Even though I know I don't want another child, I will keep adding to my running list of girls' names. (Audrey Sue is my new favorite because of the links to family).
It's impossible to eat so much chocolate that you eventually get sick of it. Believe me, I've tried.
I'm way too nice.
If there's nothing to worry about, I will worry that there's something I should be worrying about.