Bah-dum!

Why did the toilet paper roll downhill?
To get to the bottom.

Jesse told me this joke this morning. Funny, yeah? I bought him a joke book for Christmas because he loves jokes, and I thought it might encourage him to read. Plus, I don't really know very many jokes. I can't remember a joke to save my life. This book has some pretty good kid-friendly jokes. Jesse made me write one down on a piece of paper so he could tell it at school today: What does a sardine call a submarine? A people can. OK, so that one's not as funny.

The weather guys here are whipping everyone up into a frenzy about the possibility of snow today, and while I'm usually very skeptical of snow forecasts, I think they may be right. I really don't like snow.

Is anyone else bothered by the way CNN.com headlines their video links? They're usually proceded by the word "watch," which creates a disturbing possibility in my mind. Like this one: "Watch: 37-pound mom delivers healthy baby boy." Well, no, I don't to watch that. Ew.