Why are you here? Go read Neal Pollack; his writing on family life/popular culture is so much better than anything here. An excerpt from today's entry:

"I do feel fit to comment on the odd incident last week where Britney Spears got photographed driving with her baby on her lap. Of course Britney is an incompetent dipshit. We all understood this long ago. However, I do find it vaguely amusing that Secretary Of Transportation Norman Mineta saw fit to call Britney "irresponsible" during a speech to commemorate Child Passenger Safety Week, a holiday which has echoes of the ancient pagan festival Seatbeltus, wherein parents would lash their children to large trees for seven days and leave them to the elements."

We had a great time at the game last night. I like going to games that are a total blowout. At halftime, Southern Miss had only scored 10 points. The final score was 80-41, with Memphis still undefeated in the conference. Gooooooo Tigers!