From the minds of middle schoolers

SkooterPie asked his students to answer the following questions on an assignment: What is your favorite color and why? What is your least favorite color and why?
He read this one aloud to me:
"I like black because I like black people. My least favorite color is white. Because I just don't like it."
And another:
"My least favorite color is orange because my brother threw up canteloupe."